Preached at Holy Sepulcher Parish on August 4, 2018 at 6:00pm Mass and August 5, 2018 at the 8:00am and 10:30am Masses
A woman goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets a poor bill of health. The doctor tells her, “Your cholesterol is too high and you are overweight. You must change your eating habits. Remember, you are what you eat.” They agree to make an appointment in six weeks to re-evaluate her condition.
In six weeks the woman returns to the doctor and the doctor is furious. “Your cholesterol is up ten points and you’ve gained twenty pounds!” he yells at her. “What have you been doing the past six weeks?”